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(Source: nikogasm, via quantumechanically-pure)
- period: WAKE UP ASSHOLE, YOU GOT CRAMPS.
- period: How bout an entire chocolate cake for breakfast?
- period: How's that back pain? Feeling better? Let's fix that.
- period: Corneas glance by a VS magazine on the table. Instantly horny.
- period: Find a cookie as big as a house and eat it.
- period: See a male specimen of any kind. Instantly horny.
- period: Where's your Tic Tac box filled with ibuprofen?
- period: Got things to do? Don't care. Sleep.
- period: See a female specimen of any kind. Instantly horny.
- period: For dinner you're eating an entire bag of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups.
- period: Breeze blows by. Instantly horny.
- period: You didn't like those brand new underwear right?
- period: Yell at a puppy.
- period: Close eyes and wait for repeat tomorrow.
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(Source: wizzzard, via fuckyeahtealbluegreenhair)
Septum piercing. Teal hair. Fuckin’ awesome.
(Source: h0l0cene, via fuckyeahtealbluegreenhair)
I want her hair.
(Source: fuckyeahtealbluegreenhair)
(Source: sallyintheskywithdiamonds, via inmy-ownmind)
“Don’t move, there’s a little bug on your back”
GET IT OFF MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
(Source: vous--ne-revez-pas, via lmaogtfo)
